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February 8, 2026

Why did the pirate take a 2-week long vacation?

He needed a little arr and arr.
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February 7, 2026

Did you hear the joke about the two pennies?

It did not make cents
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February 5, 2026

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter in the alphabet?

You’d think it was R, but it’s the C they love (pirate voice preferred)….
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February 4, 2026

Why did the dinosaur refuse to use a deodorant?

Because it did not want to go ex-stink.
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February 3, 2026

What’s a penguin’s favorite relative?

Aunt Arctica.
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February 2, 2026

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak days.
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February 1, 2026

Want to hear an icebreaker?

Fat penguin
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January 31, 2026

What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathamachicken.
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January 30, 2026

What do you call two octopuses that look exactly the same?

I-tenticle.
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January 29, 2026

Why did the computer go to the doctors?

It had a virus
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