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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?
August 29, 2026
What is the worst tasting chip?
August 28, 2026
Why do melons have weddings?
August 20, 2026
Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield?
August 18, 2026
What kind of nut doesn’t like money?
August 17, 2026
Why did Harry potter get sent to the principals office ?
August 16, 2026
What animal needs to wear a wig?
August 15, 2026
What is the dog’s favorite button on a remote?
August 14, 2026
What’s a ghost favorite dance.
August 13, 2026
Where should a dog never go shopping?
August 12, 2026
What happened after the shark got famous?
August 11, 2026
Why did the little lamb go everywhere Mary went?
August 10, 2026
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
August 9, 2026
What do you call a cow that can’t moo?
August 8, 2026
Why kind of bug is in the FBI?
August 7, 2026
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
August 6, 2026
What do birds give out on Halloween.
August 5, 2026
Why don’t grasshoppers watch soccer?
August 4, 2026
What do you call a unicorn with no horn?
August 2, 2026
What did Mary Poppins like for dinner?
August 1, 2026
What do you call two octopuses that look exactly the same?
July 31, 2026
What do you call a bug that’s not moving?
July 30, 2026
Why did one luggage propose to the other luggage?
July 29, 2026
What do you call a room with no windows and no doors?
July 28, 2026
Why did the bee get married?
July 27, 2026
Which mobile phone carrier do track stars use?
July 25, 2026
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
July 24, 2026
How do you get a country girl’s attention?
July 21, 2026
What kind of noise does a witch vehicle make?
July 20, 2026
Why will only Dachshunds be remembered?
July 19, 2026
What did the squirrel say when he was late for work?
July 18, 2026
Which superhero hits home runs?
July 17, 2026
What do mice use to floss their teeth?
July 16, 2026
What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow?
July 15, 2026
What has ears but cannot hear?.
July 15, 2026
Who is a minifigure’s favorite artist
July 12, 2026
Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?
July 11, 2026
What’s a dog’s favorite band?
July 9, 2026
What do you call a wizard that has run out of spells?
July 8, 2026
What computer sings the best?
July 7, 2026
What is a skeletons fav meal
July 5, 2026
Why are noodles called ‘noodles’?
July 3, 2026
What does the giant say when watching soccer?
July 1, 2026
What do you call a lazy mermaid
June 30, 2026
What is the smallest mouse.
June 29, 2026
Why does Piglet smell?
June 27, 2026
How does Taylor Swift dry her umbrella?
June 26, 2026
Why did Darth Vader turn off one light?
June 24, 2026
What school do kids like to go to during the summer?
June 23, 2026
What do mice use to floss their teeth?
June 22, 2026
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