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What food loves animals the most?
September 30, 2026
What do you call a bird that’s afraid to fly?
September 29, 2026
What did Bob say to Bob
September 28, 2026
What runs but never walks?
September 27, 2026
What type of music do rabbits like best?
September 26, 2026
What is a superhero’s favorite drink?
September 25, 2026
Why did the little girl hit her birthday cake with a hammer?
September 24, 2026
What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
September 23, 2026
What do you call a pig that plays basketball?
September 22, 2026
Why did Harry Potter suddenly go bald?
September 21, 2026
I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
September 20, 2026
How did the karate instructor say hello?
September 19, 2026
What did the pirate say when he was stabbed in the butt?
September 18, 2026
Where do frogs keep their money?
September 17, 2026
How do you turn a soup to gold?
September 16, 2026
What’s white and ruins your dinner?
September 15, 2026
Why do prime numbers get a bad wrap?
September 14, 2026
Where do cars watch romantic films?
September 13, 2026
What kind of water can’t freeze?
September 11, 2026
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
September 10, 2026
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
September 9, 2026
What lights up a soccer stadium
September 8, 2026
What do you call two bananas on the floor?
September 6, 2026
Why kind of bug is in the FBI?
September 5, 2026
How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
September 3, 2026
What do you call a tired pea?
September 1, 2026
Why did the tree have no nuts?
August 31, 2026
Why can’t you trust a tree?
August 30, 2026
Why did the superhero flush the toilet?
August 29, 2026
What is the worst tasting chip?
August 28, 2026
Why do melons have weddings?
August 20, 2026
Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield?
August 18, 2026
What kind of nut doesn’t like money?
August 17, 2026
Why did Harry potter get sent to the principals office ?
August 16, 2026
What animal needs to wear a wig?
August 15, 2026
What is the dog’s favorite button on a remote?
August 14, 2026
What’s a ghost favorite dance.
August 13, 2026
Where should a dog never go shopping?
August 12, 2026
What happened after the shark got famous?
August 11, 2026
Why did the little lamb go everywhere Mary went?
August 10, 2026
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
August 9, 2026
What do you call a cow that can’t moo?
August 8, 2026
Why kind of bug is in the FBI?
August 7, 2026
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
August 6, 2026
What do birds give out on Halloween.
August 5, 2026
Why don’t grasshoppers watch soccer?
August 4, 2026
What do you call a unicorn with no horn?
August 2, 2026
What did Mary Poppins like for dinner?
August 1, 2026
What do you call two octopuses that look exactly the same?
July 31, 2026
What do you call a bug that’s not moving?
July 30, 2026
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