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Why did the kid eat his homework?
May 12, 2026
What has only one eye, but still can’t see?
May 11, 2026
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
May 10, 2026
What kind of bee is good for you
May 9, 2026
What did the crab do on his birthday?
May 8, 2026
Where do bees sit?
May 7, 2026
What do you call a French man wearing sandals?
May 6, 2026
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
May 5, 2026
Why did the lion keep losing in soccer
May 4, 2026
Why can’t you play soccer with pigs?
May 3, 2026
Where do sharks go on vacation?
May 2, 2026
Why was a pencil so jealous?
May 1, 2026
What do you call a dog with no legs?
April 30, 2026
Flynn’s teacher keeps getting mad at him for something he didn’t do.
April 29, 2026
What is harder to catch the more you run?
April 28, 2026
Why do zebras have strong opinions?
April 27, 2026
What did the Mandalorian say on May the 4th?
April 26, 2026
What has cities, but no houses?
April 25, 2026
Why did the cow cross the road?
April 24, 2026
What do lawyers wear when they go to court?
April 23, 2026
What do you call a funny mountain
April 22, 2026
What type of keys are known for being extra sweet?
April 21, 2026
What is a pizza’s favorite type of joke?
April 20, 2026
What stars with the letter P, ends with E, and has a Bajillion letters in it?
April 19, 2026
What do you call a droid that likes taking the scenic route?
April 18, 2026
How do make a water bed more bouncy?
April 17, 2026
Why did the kid wear glasses for the math test even though he did not need them?
April 16, 2026
Why did the giraffe with the short neck feel sad?
April 15, 2026
Why didn’t the Sun need to go to college.
April 14, 2026
What is Donald Duck’s favorite restaurant?
April 13, 2026
What do you call a monkey that misbehaves?
April 12, 2026
What would Hercules name be if he was a girl?
April 11, 2026
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Disney collection except what?
April 10, 2026
Which Disney princess would be the best judge?
April 9, 2026
Why can’t you go to dinner with the Inter Miami soccer team?
April 8, 2026
What do you call a man with a shovel?
April 7, 2026
How do you shoot bees?
April 6, 2026
What did the vegan zombie say?
April 4, 2026
Why doesn’t the cow live here anymore?
April 3, 2026
What do cats give after the play is over?
April 2, 2026
What kind of jokes do farmers like?
April 1, 2026
Why was the pig in the kitchen?
March 31, 2026
What’s the poopiest dinosaur?
March 30, 2026
What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz?
March 29, 2026
What do cows have on their hotdogs?
March 28, 2026
What do you call a moose with no name?
March 27, 2026
Why did the chicken climb on top of the house?
March 26, 2026
Where do you take someone injured in a Peek-a-Boo accident?
March 25, 2026
How can you tell if spaghetti is a boy or a girl?
March 24, 2026
How do you make a sausage roll?
March 23, 2026
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