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  • December 5, 2025

    What is red and smells like blue paint?

    What is red and smells like blue paint?

    Red paint.

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  • December 4, 2025

    Where do pirates get their third hand?

    Where do pirates get their third hand?

    The second hand store

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  • December 3, 2025

    You are stuck in a room with no door or windows and only a baseball bat. How do you get out.

    You are stuck in a room with no door or windows and only a baseball bat. How do you get out.

    Swing the bat three times and miss. Remember three strikes and you’re out.

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  • December 2, 2025

    How many letters are there in alphabet?

    How many letters are there in alphabet?

    Eight.

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  • December 1, 2025

    What do you get when you mix a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost?

    What do you get when you mix a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost?

    A cocker-poodle boo!

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  • November 30, 2025

    Knock knock

    Knock knock

    Who’s there? Arm Arm who? Arm-ME!

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  • November 29, 2025

    Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

    Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

    To prove he wasn’t chicken.

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  • November 28, 2025

    Why was the cow a superhero.

    Why was the cow a superhero.

    Because he was legend-dairy

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  • November 27, 2025

    What do you call a running turkey?

    What do you call a running turkey?

    Fast food.

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  • November 26, 2025

    When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

    When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

    In the dictionary.

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