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  • May 11, 2025

    What type of flower talks the most?

    What type of flower talks the most?

    Two lips!

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  • May 10, 2025

    Who is the worst mayor?

    Who is the worst mayor?

    A nightmayor

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  • May 9, 2025

    What did one toilet say to the other?

    What did one toilet say to the other?

    You look flushed

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  • May 8, 2025

    Why do some people get heartburn after eating birthday cake?

    Why do some people get heartburn after eating birthday cake?

    They forgot to blow out the candles.

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  • May 7, 2025

    Why do cats love birthdays?

    Why do cats love birthdays?

    They love to purrty.

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  • May 6, 2025

    What do you call a huge pile of cats?

    What do you call a huge pile of cats?

    A meow-ntain!

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  • May 4, 2025

    Why don’t lamps ever sink when they’re in water?

    Why don’t lamps ever sink when they’re in water?

    They are too light.

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  • May 3, 2025

    What vegetable is cool, but not that cool?

    What vegetable is cool, but not that cool?

    Rad-ish

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  • May 2, 2025

    How does the Moon cut his hair?

    How does the Moon cut his hair?

    Eclipse it

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  • May 1, 2025

    What do you call guys who love math?

    What do you call guys who love math?

    Algebros.

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