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  • January 7, 2025

    What did one plate say to the other plate?

    What did one plate say to the other plate?

    Dinner is on me!

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  • January 6, 2025

    How do cows greet each other?

    How do cows greet each other?

    With milk shakes

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  • January 5, 2025

    Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

    Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

    Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.

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  • January 4, 2025

    Who is the oldest Disney character

    Who is the oldest Disney character

    Don-OLD!

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  • January 3, 2025

    How does a scientist freshen her breath?

    How does a scientist freshen her breath?

    With experi-mints.

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  • January 2, 2025

    Why did Dracula break up with his girlfriend after she took a blood test?

    Why did Dracula break up with his girlfriend after she took a blood test?

    She wasn’t his type.

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  • January 1, 2025

    Who puts away all of the laundry at Hogwarts?

    Who puts away all of the laundry at Hogwarts?

    The Sorting Hat.

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  • December 31, 2024

    What Star Wars character is the best

    What Star Wars character is the best

    Yo-dah

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  • December 30, 2024

    Why don’t you want to go on a road trip with a frog?

    Why don’t you want to go on a road trip with a frog?

    You’re definitely, definitely, definitely going to get toad!

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  • December 28, 2024

    Which state in the United States has the smallest drink?

    Which state in the United States has the smallest drink?

    Mini soda

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