Flynn's Jokes of the Day

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  • November 21, 2024

    What’s red and bad for your teeth?

    What’s red and bad for your teeth?

    A brick

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  • November 20, 2024

    Why are hairdressers never late for work?

    Why are hairdressers never late for work?

    Because they know all the shortcuts

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  • November 19, 2024

    Why did the soccer player take so long to eat dinner?

    Why did the soccer player take so long to eat dinner?

    Because he thought he couldn’t use his hands.

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  • November 18, 2024

    What do you call a pudgy psychic?

    What do you call a pudgy psychic?

    A four-chin teller

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  • November 16, 2024

    Why shouldn’t you invite a cow to a birthday party?

    Why shouldn’t you invite a cow to a birthday party?

    They bring pies, not cake.

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  • November 15, 2024

    What is the male turkey’s name

    What is the male turkey’s name

    Bob.

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  • November 14, 2024

    What’s Thanos’ favorite app on his phone?

    What’s Thanos’ favorite app on his phone?

    Snapchat.

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  • November 13, 2024

    Who eats snails

    Who eats snails

    People who don’t like fast food!🐌

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  • November 12, 2024

    What do you call a noodle who puts on a mustache and pretends to be his dad?

    What do you call a noodle who puts on a mustache and pretends to be his dad?

    An impasta!

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  • November 11, 2024

    How do you get a squirrel to like you?

    How do you get a squirrel to like you?

    Act like a nut.🥜

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