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  • September 8, 2024

    What do you call a cow that’s stopped producing milk?

    What do you call a cow that’s stopped producing milk?

    An udder failure.

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  • September 6, 2024

    What did the penny say to the other penny?

    What did the penny say to the other penny?

    We make cents

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  • September 5, 2024

    Did you hear about the elf who got tangled up in sleigh bells on his way back to Santa’s workshop?

    Did you hear about the elf who got tangled up in sleigh bells on his way back to Santa’s workshop?

    He jingled all the way

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  • September 4, 2024

    Why is 1+1=3 like your left hand?

    Why is 1+1=3 like your left hand?

    It’s not right.

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  • September 3, 2024

    What did zero say to eight?

    What did zero say to eight?

    Nice belt!

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  • September 2, 2024

    What flies around the school at night?

    What flies around the school at night?

    An alpha-bat.

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  • September 1, 2024

    Why did jimmy’s parents scream when they saw his grades?

    Why did jimmy’s parents scream when they saw his grades?

    Because he had a bee on his report card! 🐝

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  • August 30, 2024

    What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room?

    What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room?

    Odor in the court!

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  • August 29, 2024

    What name do you call a thieving alligator?

    What name do you call a thieving alligator?

    A crookodile!

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  • August 27, 2024

    Why did the student eat his homework?

    Why did the student eat his homework?

    Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

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