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  • October 12, 2024

    Where should a 500 pound alien go?

    Where should a 500 pound alien go?

    On a diet.

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  • October 10, 2024

    What do stars like to read before bed?

    What do stars like to read before bed?

    Comet books

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  • October 9, 2024

    Why is the foot not funny

    Why is the foot not funny

    Because it is toe-tally serious

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  • October 8, 2024

    What is Sonic’s favorite food?

    What is Sonic’s favorite food?

    Any fast food!

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  • October 7, 2024

    What does a book put on when it’s cold?

    What does a book put on when it’s cold?

    A jacket

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  • October 6, 2024

    What is the mother’s favorite dance?

    What is the mother’s favorite dance?

    The momba

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  • October 5, 2024

    Flynn says the safari at Disney is the best in the world.

    Flynn says the safari at Disney is the best in the world.

    He’s not lion!

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  • October 4, 2024

    Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

    Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

    He didn’t have the guts

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  • October 3, 2024

    Why did the hot dog turn down the chance to star in a movie?

    Why did the hot dog turn down the chance to star in a movie?

    None of the rolls were good enough.

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  • October 2, 2024

    What did the dinosaur say when he saw a meteor heading to earth?

    What did the dinosaur say when he saw a meteor heading to earth?

    Uh oh

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