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  • June 15, 2024

    Why didn’t the crab spend any of his money?

    Why didn’t the crab spend any of his money?

    Because he was a penny pincher 🦀

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  • June 14, 2024

    Why does the letter B go to the beach so much?

    Why does the letter B go to the beach so much?

    It is right next to the C!

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  • June 13, 2024

    what is a hyena‘s favorite food?

    what is a hyena‘s favorite food?

    Snickers

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  • June 12, 2024

    Why was the caterpillar running for its life?

    Why was the caterpillar running for its life?

    It was running from a dog-erpillar!

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  • June 11, 2024

    Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

    Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

    He just couldn’t see himself doing it

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  • June 10, 2024

    Why are fish bad at basketball?

    Why are fish bad at basketball?

    They don’t like getting close to the net.

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  • June 9, 2024

    Why can’t an elephants trunk be 12 inches long?

    Why can’t an elephants trunk be 12 inches long?

    Because then it would be a foot!

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  • June 8, 2024

    Why was the nose feeling sad?

    Why was the nose feeling sad?

    It was tired of getting picked on.

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  • June 7, 2024

    What did the tooth fairy use to fix her wand?

    What did the tooth fairy use to fix her wand?

    Toothpaste

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  • June 6, 2024

    Why was the bird nervous after lunch?

    Why was the bird nervous after lunch?

    He had butterflies in his stomach

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