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  • October 30, 2025

    What is a mathematicians favorite plant?

    What is a mathematicians favorite plant?

    The square root

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  • October 30, 2025

    What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs?

    What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs?

    A mathema-chicken!

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  • October 28, 2025

    What do you get when you mix a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost?

    What do you get when you mix a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost?

    A cocker-poodle boo!

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  • October 27, 2025

    What did Jack Skelton say before he lifted weights??

    What did Jack Skelton say before he lifted weights??

    Let’s get pump-kin

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  • October 26, 2025

    Why does the food bread love books so much?

    Why does the food bread love books so much?

    Take away the B and it’s read.

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  • October 25, 2025

    What’s a ghost’s favorite soccer position?

    What’s a ghost’s favorite soccer position?

    Ghoul-keeper!

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  • October 24, 2025

    What kind of jokes do hockey players like?

    What kind of jokes do hockey players like?

    Slapstick

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  • October 23, 2025

    What did the coffee say when he was mugged?

    What did the coffee say when he was mugged?

    Crap-uccino!

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  • October 22, 2025

    What is a bird that has wings but can’t fly

    What is a bird that has wings but can’t fly

    A dead bird

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  • October 21, 2025

    Why was the basketball court always wet?

    Why was the basketball court always wet?

    Because the players dribbled all over it.

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