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  • June 9, 2026

    What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

    What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

    A Dino snore!

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  • June 8, 2026

    Why didn’t the sun go to college?

    Why didn’t the sun go to college?

    It has a million degrees.

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  • June 7, 2026

    Why do you brush your teeth before bed?

    Why do you brush your teeth before bed?

    Because it’s too messy to brush them in bed!

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  • June 6, 2026

    Why should you never trust stairs?

    Why should you never trust stairs?

    They’re always up to something.

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  • June 5, 2026

    Why do ducks have feathers?

    Why do ducks have feathers?

    To cover their butt quacks!

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  • June 4, 2026

    Why did the choir break up?

    Why did the choir break up?

    Someone lost their tempo.

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  • June 3, 2026

    What do you call a bear with no ears?

    What do you call a bear with no ears?

    B…………..

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  • June 2, 2026

    What is the loudest kind of pet?

    What is the loudest kind of pet?

    A trumpet

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  • June 1, 2026

    What did the mushroom teacher say to the noisy mushroom students?

    What did the mushroom teacher say to the noisy mushroom students?

    Put a cap on it

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  • May 31, 2026

    What mythical creature likes boats the most?

    What mythical creature likes boats the most?

    Ferries

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