Skip to content

Flynn's Jokes of the Day

    • Archive
  • March 26, 2026

    Why did the chicken climb on top of the house?

    Why did the chicken climb on top of the house?

    He was a roofster

    Read more

  • March 25, 2026

    Where do you take someone injured in a Peek-a-Boo accident?

    Where do you take someone injured in a Peek-a-Boo accident?

    To the ICU.

    Read more

  • March 24, 2026

    How can you tell if spaghetti is a boy or a girl?

    How can you tell if spaghetti is a boy or a girl?

    Meatballs.

    Read more

  • March 23, 2026

    How do you make a sausage roll?

    How do you make a sausage roll?

    Push it down a hill.

    Read more

  • March 22, 2026

    What sound do robots make on the toilet?

    What sound do robots make on the toilet?

    Peepoop-peepoop-peepoop.

    Read more

  • March 20, 2026

    Why can’t you put two half dollars in your pocket?

    Why can’t you put two half dollars in your pocket?

    Two halves make a whole(hole) and your money will fall out!

    Read more

  • March 19, 2026

    Where does the egg come out of a chicken?

    Where does the egg come out of a chicken?

    The egg-zit!

    Read more

  • March 18, 2026

    Where do people go who have two broken legs?

    Where do people go who have two broken legs?

    Nowhere!

    Read more

  • March 16, 2026

    Where do pencils go on vacation?

    Where do pencils go on vacation?

    Pencil-vania.

    Read more

  • March 15, 2026

    Why do melons have weddings?

    Why do melons have weddings?

    They cantelope.

    Read more

«Previous Page
1 … 5 6 7 8 9 … 85
Next Page»
  • Subscribe Subscribed
    • Flynn's Jokes of the Day
    • Already have a WordPress.com account? Log in now.
    • Flynn's Jokes of the Day
    • Subscribe Subscribed
    • Sign up
    • Log in
    • Report this content
    • View site in Reader
    • Manage subscriptions
    • Collapse this bar