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  • December 13, 2023

    Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the penny?

    Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the penny?

    It had more cents.

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  • December 12, 2023

    What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?

    What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?

    Orna-mint!

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  • December 11, 2023

    Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

    Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

    He was feeling crumbly.

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  • December 10, 2023

    Are monsters good at math?

    Are monsters good at math?

    No, unless you count Dracula.

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  • December 9, 2023

    Why did the robin go to the library?

    Why did the robin go to the library?

    It was looking for book worms!

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  • December 8, 2023

    What type of phone do LEGO people use?

    What type of phone do LEGO people use?

    A blockberry!

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  • December 7, 2023

    What do elves learn in school?

    What do elves learn in school?

    The Elf-a-bet!

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  • December 6, 2023

    What does Santa write on Jack Skellington’s gifts?

    What does Santa write on Jack Skellington’s gifts?

    Handle with scare.

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  • December 5, 2023

    Why do snowmen like cake?

    Why do snowmen like cake?

    Because of the ICEing!

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  • December 4, 2023

    Why was the clock not in a hurry?

    Why was the clock not in a hurry?

    Because he had all the time in the world!

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