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  • March 28, 2024

    Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house?

    Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house?

    She was having a bad hare day.

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  • March 27, 2024

    What did the calculator say to the student?

    What did the calculator say to the student?

    You can always count on me.

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  • March 26, 2024

    What has five toes but is not your foot?

    What has five toes but is not your foot?

    My foot.

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  • March 25, 2024

    What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?

    What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?

    Put it on my bill!

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  • March 24, 2024

    Why is Cinderella so bad at basketball?

    Why is Cinderella so bad at basketball?

    She kept running away from the ball!

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  • March 23, 2024

    What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?

    What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?

    Ba na na na!

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  • March 22, 2024

    Have you heard the one about the lying taco?

    Have you heard the one about the lying taco?

    He really spilled the beans.🫘

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  • March 21, 2024

    What do you call a train carrying gum?

    What do you call a train carrying gum?

    A chew chew train!

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  • March 20, 2024

    Why don’t bears wear socks?

    Why don’t bears wear socks?

    Because they are bare foot!

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  • March 19, 2024

    What kind of mouse walk is on two legs?

    What kind of mouse walk is on two legs?

    Mickey Mouse Yep, and What kind of duck walks on two legs? No silly, all ducks!

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