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  • March 8, 2024

    Why do lobsters and crabs not donate to charity ?

    Why do lobsters and crabs not donate to charity ?

    Because they’re shellfish!

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  • March 7, 2024

    What did the pyramid say to the baby pyramid?

    What did the pyramid say to the baby pyramid?

    How’s your mummy?

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  • March 6, 2024

    Why are Dalmatians bad at hide and seek

    Why are Dalmatians bad at hide and seek

    Because they’re always spotted!

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  • March 5, 2024

    What does a house wear?

    What does a house wear?

    Address.

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  • March 4, 2024

    Why do dragons sleep during the day?

    Why do dragons sleep during the day?

    They fight knights.

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  • March 3, 2024

    What does a ghost eat with meatballs?

    What does a ghost eat with meatballs?

    Spook-etti!

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  • March 2, 2024

    What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

    What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

    A carrot.

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  • February 29, 2024

    Why should you stay inside when it is raining cats and dogs?

    Why should you stay inside when it is raining cats and dogs?

    Because you don’t want to step on a poodle.

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  • February 28, 2024

    Did you hear about the guy who stole 50 cartons of hand sanitizer?

    Did you hear about the guy who stole 50 cartons of hand sanitizer?

    They couldn’t prosecute—his hands were clean.

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  • February 27, 2024

    What is the mailman’s favorite food?

    What is the mailman’s favorite food?

    Oat mail!

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