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Why did the chicken climb on top of the house?
March 26, 2026
Where do you take someone injured in a Peek-a-Boo accident?
March 25, 2026
How can you tell if spaghetti is a boy or a girl?
March 24, 2026
How do you make a sausage roll?
March 23, 2026
What sound do robots make on the toilet?
March 22, 2026
Why can’t you put two half dollars in your pocket?
March 20, 2026
Where does the egg come out of a chicken?
March 19, 2026
Where do people go who have two broken legs?
March 18, 2026
Where do pencils go on vacation?
March 16, 2026
Why do melons have weddings?
March 15, 2026
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?
March 14, 2026
Why did the computer go to therapy?
March 13, 2026
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
March 12, 2026
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
March 11, 2026
How does the moon cut his hair?
March 10, 2026
What do you call two witches living together?
March 9, 2026
Why did the two fours skip lunch?
March 8, 2026
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
March 6, 2026
Why did the witch go to school?
March 5, 2026
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
March 4, 2026
Did you hear the rumor about the butter?
March 3, 2026
What did the dog say to the therapist?
March 2, 2026
Why did the orange stop?
March 1, 2026
Why can’t a T-Rex clap its hands?
February 28, 2026
What did the pirate say when his peg leg was outside the bed covers?
February 26, 2026
Why can’t your nose be twelve inches long?
February 25, 2026
Why do bees have sticky hair?
February 24, 2026
What is a cheerleader’s favorite cereal?
February 23, 2026
What do you call a flower that roars?
February 22, 2026
Did you hear about the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
February 21, 2026
Why did the bear not like this joke?
February 20, 2026
What starts with ’T’, ends with ’T’ and has ’T’ in it?
February 18, 2026
What does a nut say when it sneezes?
February 17, 2026
What do you call a story about a broken pencil?
February 16, 2026
What is the lightest part of the human body
February 14, 2026
Why did the two fours skip lunch?
February 13, 2026
Why wouldn’t the girl buy anything with velcro?
February 12, 2026
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
February 11, 2026
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
February 10, 2026
What do you call a number that can’t keep still?
February 9, 2026
Why did the pirate take a 2-week long vacation?
February 8, 2026
Did you hear the joke about the two pennies?
February 7, 2026
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter in the alphabet?
February 5, 2026
Why did the dinosaur refuse to use a deodorant?
February 4, 2026
What’s a penguin’s favorite relative?
February 3, 2026
What are the strongest days of the week?
February 2, 2026
Want to hear an icebreaker?
February 1, 2026
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?
January 31, 2026
What do you call two octopuses that look exactly the same?
January 30, 2026
Why did the computer go to the doctors?
January 29, 2026
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