Flynn's Jokes of the Day

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What do you call a number that can’t keep still?

February 9, 2026
Why did the pirate take a 2-week long vacation?

February 8, 2026
Did you hear the joke about the two pennies?

February 7, 2026
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter in the alphabet?

February 5, 2026
Why did the dinosaur refuse to use a deodorant?

February 4, 2026
What’s a penguin’s favorite relative?

February 3, 2026
What are the strongest days of the week?

February 2, 2026
Want to hear an icebreaker?

February 1, 2026
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

January 31, 2026
What do you call two octopuses that look exactly the same?

January 30, 2026
Why did the computer go to the doctors?

January 29, 2026
What do bees chew?

January 28, 2026
Why do you have to be careful when it rains cats and dogs?

January 27, 2026
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

January 26, 2026
Why did the snowman call a therapist?

January 24, 2026
Why do chess pieces look so uninterested?

January 22, 2026
What has three letters and starts with gas?

January 21, 2026
What is the hardest dough?

January 20, 2026
Which famous soccer player always leaves his stuff laying around on the floor?

January 18, 2026
What sound does a robot sheep make?

January 17, 2026
What did the chess player say to the waitress?

January 16, 2026
What’s a frog’s favorite candy?

January 15, 2026
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground?

January 14, 2026
Knock knock

January 13, 2026
What did the little corn say to the mama corn?

January 12, 2026
How did the barber win the race?

January 11, 2026
Why did the man run around his bed?

January 10, 2026
What do they serve for breakfast on flights?

January 9, 2026
What do doctors get when they are the best in their profession?

January 8, 2026
How does a duck pay for his coffee?

January 7, 2026
What do Eskimos Use when their houses break?

January 6, 2026
Why did the calendar look nervous?

January 5, 2026
What do you do if someone doesn’t understand your Lego joke?

December 27, 2025
Why couldn’t the Christmas tree stand up?

December 26, 2025
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

December 22, 2025
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?

December 20, 2025
Where do sick boats go?

December 19, 2025
What did the gingerbread man say after all the cookies were eaten?

December 18, 2025
Why did the man crash at the traffic light?

December 17, 2025
Why was the Reesie‘s cup blushing?

December 16, 2025
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

December 14, 2025
What did the cupcake say to the fork?

December 13, 2025
Why is Taylor swift so cold during her concerts?

December 12, 2025
How did the actor get buried?

December 11, 2025
What do you call a fly with no wings?

December 10, 2025
What do you get when you put water and a Bee together?

December 9, 2025
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

December 8, 2025
What did the Christmas tree say to the cat?

December 7, 2025
What did the three legged dog say when he walked into the saloon?

December 6, 2025
What is red and smells like blue paint?

December 5, 2025