Flynn's Jokes of the Day

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  What do you call a number that can’t keep still?

  A roamin’ numeral

  February 9, 2026
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  Why did the pirate take a 2-week long vacation?

  He needed a little arr and arr.

  February 8, 2026
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  Did you hear the joke about the two pennies?

  It did not make cents

  February 7, 2026
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  What’s a pirate’s favorite letter in the alphabet?

  You’d think it was R, but it’s the C they love (pirate voice preferred)….

  February 5, 2026
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  Why did the dinosaur refuse to use a deodorant?

  Because it did not want to go ex-stink.

  February 4, 2026
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  What’s a penguin’s favorite relative?

  Aunt Arctica.

  February 3, 2026
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  What are the strongest days of the week?

  Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak days.

  February 2, 2026
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  Want to hear an icebreaker?

  Fat penguin

  February 1, 2026
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  What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

  A mathamachicken.

  January 31, 2026
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  What do you call two octopuses that look exactly the same?

  I-tenticle.

  January 30, 2026