Flynn's Jokes of the Day

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  Why did the chicken climb on top of the house?

  He was a roofster

  March 26, 2026
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  Where do you take someone injured in a Peek-a-Boo accident?

  To the ICU.

  March 25, 2026
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  How can you tell if spaghetti is a boy or a girl?

  Meatballs.

  March 24, 2026
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  How do you make a sausage roll?

  Push it down a hill.

  March 23, 2026
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  What sound do robots make on the toilet?

  Peepoop-peepoop-peepoop.

  March 22, 2026
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  Why can’t you put two half dollars in your pocket?

  Two halves make a whole(hole) and your money will fall out!

  March 20, 2026
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  Where does the egg come out of a chicken?

  The egg-zit!

  March 19, 2026
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  Where do people go who have two broken legs?

  Nowhere!

  March 18, 2026
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  Where do pencils go on vacation?

  Pencil-vania.

  March 16, 2026
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  Why do melons have weddings?

  They cantelope.

  March 15, 2026