Flynn's Jokes of the Day

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  What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

  A can’t opener.

  January 26, 2026
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  Why did the snowman call a therapist?

  He had a total meltdown.

  January 24, 2026
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  Why do chess pieces look so uninterested?

  They’re part of a bored game.

  January 22, 2026
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  What has three letters and starts with gas?

  A car!

  January 21, 2026
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  What is the hardest dough?

  A doughNUT

  January 20, 2026
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  Which famous soccer player always leaves his stuff laying around on the floor?

  Messi

  January 18, 2026
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  What sound does a robot sheep make?

  Be-e-e-e-p. Be-e-e-e-p.

  January 17, 2026
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  What did the chess player say to the waitress?

  Check, please.

  January 16, 2026
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  What’s a frog’s favorite candy? 

  Lollihops!

  January 15, 2026
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  Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground?

  They woke up!

  January 14, 2026