Flynn's Jokes of the Day

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  What do you call a fly with no wings?

  Dead

  December 10, 2025
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  What do you get when you put water and a Bee together?

  A bay-bee

  December 9, 2025
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  Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

  Because he was a little horse.

  December 8, 2025
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  What did the Christmas tree say to the cat?

  Nothing, trees can’t talk.

  December 7, 2025
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  What did the three legged dog say when he walked into the saloon?

  I’m looking for the man who shot my paw…..

  December 6, 2025
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  What is red and smells like blue paint?

  Red paint.

  December 5, 2025
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  Where do pirates get their third hand?

  The second hand store

  December 4, 2025
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  You are stuck in a room with no door or windows and only a baseball bat. How do you get out.

  Swing the bat three times and miss. Remember three strikes and you’re out.

  December 3, 2025
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  How many letters are there in alphabet?

  Eight.

  December 2, 2025
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  What do you get when you mix a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost?

  A cocker-poodle boo!

  December 1, 2025