Flynn's Jokes of the Day

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  What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?

  Yellow?

  March 14, 2026
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  Why did the computer go to therapy?

  Because it had too many bytes from its past and couldn’t process them.

  March 13, 2026
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  Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?

  Because it ran out of juice!

  March 12, 2026
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  Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

  He won the “no-bell” prize!

  March 11, 2026
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  How does the moon cut his hair?

  Eclipse it!

  March 10, 2026
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  What do you call two witches living together?

  Broommates

  March 9, 2026
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  Why did the two fours skip lunch?

  They already eight

  March 8, 2026
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  What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

  A thesaurus

  March 6, 2026
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  Why did the witch go to school?

  To learn spelling!

  March 5, 2026
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  What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

  Bugs bunny

  March 4, 2026