Flynn's Jokes of the Day

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  What Disney character do you went around when you cut yourself?

  Stitch…

  September 13, 2025
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  Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

  To get to the other tide!

  September 12, 2025
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  What did the man do when he couldn’t figure out his cars seatbelt?

  Nothing and eventually it just clicked

  September 10, 2025
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  What did the kid say after he swallowed food coloring?

  The doctor said I was fine but I dyed a little on the inside.

  September 9, 2025
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  What animal is always with you?

  A hare! (Unless you’re balding)

  September 8, 2025
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  Why did the bicycle fall over?

  It was two tired!

  September 7, 2025
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  What food can you only eat in the spring

  A spring roll!

  September 6, 2025
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  What school do the nicest people go to?

  Hi school

  September 5, 2025
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  Why should you always listen to a pencil

  It always has a good point

  September 3, 2025
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  What’s the stickiest Disney character?

  Pooh

  August 21, 2025