Flynn's Jokes of the Day

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  Why should you never swim on a full stomach?

  Because it’s easier to swim on water!

  July 16, 2025
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  Which planet loves to sing?

  NepTUNE!

  July 15, 2025
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  What does a spy do before they go to sleep on a sleepover?

  They go undercover!

  July 14, 2025
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  Why did the man buy a first aid kit on his birthday?

  He thought he would treat himself

  July 12, 2025
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  What is it called when you run over a rat?

  Vermin-cular homicide

  July 11, 2025
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  How does NASA organize a party?

  They planet!

  July 10, 2025
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  What do you get if you cross an insect with a rabbit?

  Bugs Bunny!

  July 9, 2025
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  What bird is the goat at soccer?

  The seagoal

  July 8, 2025
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  What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday party?

  Aye matey!

  July 7, 2025
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  Why do ice cream cones always carry an umbrella?

  There’s always a chance of sprinkles.

  July 6, 2025