Flynn's Jokes of the Day

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  What do Eskimos Use when their houses break?

  Igloo

  January 6, 2026
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  Why did the calendar look nervous?

  Its days were numbered!

  January 5, 2026
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  What do you do if someone doesn’t understand your Lego joke?

  Block them

  December 27, 2025
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  Why couldn’t the Christmas tree stand up?

  It had no legs.

  December 26, 2025
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  Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

  They always drop their needles!

  December 22, 2025
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  After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?

  Because he had a ton of sick beets.

  December 20, 2025
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  Where do sick boats go?

  To the dock!

  December 19, 2025
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  What did the gingerbread man say after all the cookies were eaten?

  Nothing… He was dead

  December 18, 2025
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  Why did the man crash at the traffic light?

  He didn’t want to stare at it changing

  December 17, 2025
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  Why was the Reesie‘s cup blushing?

  It saw a Tootsie roll

  December 16, 2025