Flynn's Jokes of the Day

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  What do you call a monkey that misbehaves?

  A badboon.

  April 12, 2026
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  What would Hercules name be if he was a girl?

  Himcules.

  April 11, 2026
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  Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Disney collection except what?

  Except Up. He’s never gonna give you Up.

  April 10, 2026
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  Which Disney princess would be the best judge?

  Snow White, because she’s the Fairest One of All.

  April 9, 2026
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  Why can’t you go to dinner with the Inter Miami soccer team?

  Because they get Messi

  April 8, 2026
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  What do you call a man with a shovel?

  Doug.

  April 7, 2026
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  How do you shoot bees?

  With a Bee-Bee gun.

  April 6, 2026
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  What did the vegan zombie say?

  Gggggrrrraaaaiiinnnnsssss.

  April 4, 2026
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  Why doesn’t the cow live here anymore?

  He moooooved.

  April 3, 2026
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  What do cats give after the play is over?

  Apaws

  April 2, 2026