Flynn's Jokes of the Day

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  What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday party?

  Aye matey!

  July 7, 2025
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  Why do ice cream cones always carry an umbrella?

  There’s always a chance of sprinkles.

  July 6, 2025
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  What do our flag and a sad candy cane have in common?

  They’re both red, white, and blue

  July 4, 2025
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  Why don’t crabs donate to charity?

  They are shellfish.

  July 3, 2025
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  What do sheep wear to the beach? 

  A baa-kini.

  July 2, 2025
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  Why did the jellyfish blush

  Because the sea weed.

  July 1, 2025
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  What was the kid most excited to find on the beach?

  The sand dollar!

  June 30, 2025
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  What do you call a Hogwarts professor who goes to the beach?

  A sand witch!

  June 29, 2025
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  What do ticks and France have in common?

  They are both Paris-sites

  June 28, 2025
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  Why shouldn’t you tell a taco a secret?

  The tend to spill the beans!

  June 26, 2025