Flynn's Jokes of the Day

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  Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

  Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.

  January 5, 2025
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  Who is the oldest Disney character

  Don-OLD!

  January 4, 2025
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  How does a scientist freshen her breath?

  With experi-mints.

  January 3, 2025
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  Why did Dracula break up with his girlfriend after she took a blood test?

  She wasn’t his type.

  January 2, 2025
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  Who puts away all of the laundry at Hogwarts?

  The Sorting Hat.

  January 1, 2025
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  What Star Wars character is the best

  Yo-dah

  December 31, 2024
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  Why don’t you want to go on a road trip with a frog?

  You’re definitely, definitely, definitely going to get toad!

  December 30, 2024
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  Which state in the United States has the smallest drink?

  Mini soda

  December 28, 2024
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  Why is the milk so popular?

  Because it is legend-dairy

  December 27, 2024
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  What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

  Aye, matey

  December 26, 2024