Flynn's Jokes of the Day

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  Why did the Triceratops sign up for a night at the sleep clinic?

  He wanted to fix his dino-snore! 🦖

  April 24, 2024
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  What do you call a magician that lost his magic?

  Ian.

  April 23, 2024
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  What is one hat say to the other hat?

  Stay here. I’ll go on a head!

  April 22, 2024
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  How does a farmer count his cattle?

  With a cow-culator 🐄🐮

  April 21, 2024
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  A cowboy arrives at the ranch on a Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on a Friday. How is that possible?

  The horse’s name is Friday.

  April 20, 2024
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  What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?

  The space bar

  April 19, 2024
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  What do you call a red headed baker? 👨‍🍳

  A ginger bread man

  April 18, 2024
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  What should you do with a sick boat?

  Take it to the doc.

  April 17, 2024
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  Can a kangaroo jump higher than Mount Everest?

  Yes, Mount Everest can’t jump

  April 16, 2024
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  Why was the brother confused that he was grounded after he hit his sister in the head with a soda can?

  He thought it was a soft drink.🥤

  April 15, 2024