Flynn's Jokes of the Day

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  What does a house wear?

  Address.

  March 5, 2024
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  Why do dragons sleep during the day?

  They fight knights.

  March 4, 2024
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  What does a ghost eat with meatballs?

  Spook-etti!

  March 3, 2024
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  What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

  A carrot.

  March 2, 2024
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  Why should you stay inside when it is raining cats and dogs?

  Because you don’t want to step on a poodle.

  February 29, 2024
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  Did you hear about the guy who stole 50 cartons of hand sanitizer?

  They couldn’t prosecute—his hands were clean.

  February 28, 2024
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  What is the mailman’s favorite food?

  Oat mail!

  February 27, 2024
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  What do you call a princess that makes horrible jokes?

  RaPUNzel

  February 26, 2024
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  What invention allows us to see through walls?

  Windows.

  February 25, 2024
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  Why did the melon jump into the lake?

  It wanted to be a water-melon!

  February 24, 2024