Flynn's Jokes of the Day

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  What does the hen do when she is grocery shopping?

  Makes a list and chicks it twice

  June 20, 2024
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  Why was the elf crying?

  Because he stubbed his mistle-toe!

  June 19, 2024
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  What do you get when you cross a cow and a toad?

  A bullfrog

  June 18, 2024
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  What does a squirrel like to eat for breakfast?

  Dough-nuts!

  June 17, 2024
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  If people like sandwiches, what do lions like?

  Man-wiches

  June 16, 2024
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  Why didn’t the crab spend any of his money?

  Because he was a penny pincher 🦀

  June 15, 2024
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  Why does the letter B go to the beach so much?

  It is right next to the C!

  June 14, 2024
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  what is a hyena‘s favorite food?

  Snickers

  June 13, 2024
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  Why was the caterpillar running for its life?

  It was running from a dog-erpillar!

  June 12, 2024
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  Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

  He just couldn’t see himself doing it

  June 11, 2024