Flynn's Jokes of the Day

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  Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house?

  She was having a bad hare day.

  March 28, 2024
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  What did the calculator say to the student?

  You can always count on me.

  March 27, 2024
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  What has five toes but is not your foot?

  My foot.

  March 26, 2024
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  What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?

  Put it on my bill!

  March 25, 2024
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  Why is Cinderella so bad at basketball?

  She kept running away from the ball!

  March 24, 2024
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  What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?

  Ba na na na!

  March 23, 2024
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  Have you heard the one about the lying taco?

  He really spilled the beans.🫘

  March 22, 2024
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  What do you call a train carrying gum?

  A chew chew train!

  March 21, 2024
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  Why don’t bears wear socks?

  Because they are bare foot!

  March 20, 2024
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  What kind of mouse walk is on two legs?

  Mickey Mouse Yep, and What kind of duck walks on two legs? No silly, all ducks!

  March 19, 2024