Flynn's Jokes of the Day

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  What do you call a fish with no eyes?

  Fsh.

  January 3, 2024
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  What do you call a horse that lives next door?

  Neigh-bor!

  January 2, 2024
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  What is a snowman’s favorite food?

  Brrrr-ito!

  January 1, 2024
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  What did the little champagne bottle call his father?

  Pop.

  December 31, 2023
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  How does a ninja fart?

  Silent and deadly!

  December 30, 2023
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  Why does Waldo wear stripes?

  Because he doesn’t want to be spotted!

  December 29, 2023
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  What did Yoda say when he saw Luke struggling to eat noodles?

  Use the forks, Luke!

  December 28, 2023
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  Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?

  Because Donald ducked!

  December 27, 2023
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  What’s round at the start, round at the end, and high in the middle?

  Ohio

  December 26, 2023
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  Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?

  Their days are numbered!

  December 25, 2023