Flynn's Jokes of the Day

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  What do you call a cow eating grass?

  A lawn mooer!

  May 17, 2026
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  What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

  Sneakers

  May 16, 2026
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  What’s a math teacher’s favorite season?

  Sum-mer

  May 15, 2026
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  What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?

  Do not eat if seal is broken

  May 14, 2026
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  Why did the mom feed her children snails?

  She believed fast food was not good for children

  May 13, 2026
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  Why did the kid eat his homework?

  He was working on pi

  May 12, 2026
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  What has only one eye, but still can’t see?

  A needle

  May 11, 2026
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  What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

  A power plant!

  May 10, 2026
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  What kind of bee is good for you

  Vitamin B.

  May 9, 2026
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  What did the crab do on his birthday?

  He shell-ebrated!

  May 8, 2026