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March 15, 2026

Why do melons have weddings?

They cantelope.
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March 14, 2026

What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?

Yellow?
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March 13, 2026

Why did the computer go to therapy?

Because it had too many bytes from its past and couldn’t process them.
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March 12, 2026

Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?

Because it ran out of juice!
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March 11, 2026

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

He won the “no-bell” prize!
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March 10, 2026

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it!
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March 9, 2026

What do you call two witches living together?

Broommates
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March 8, 2026

Why did the two fours skip lunch?

They already eight
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March 6, 2026

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A thesaurus
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March 5, 2026

Why did the witch go to school?

To learn spelling!
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