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  • July 12, 2025

    Why did the man buy a first aid kit on his birthday?

    Why did the man buy a first aid kit on his birthday?

    He thought he would treat himself

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  • July 11, 2025

    What is it called when you run over a rat?

    What is it called when you run over a rat?

    Vermin-cular homicide

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  • July 10, 2025

    How does NASA organize a party?

    How does NASA organize a party?

    They planet!

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  • July 9, 2025

    What do you get if you cross an insect with a rabbit?

    What do you get if you cross an insect with a rabbit?

    Bugs Bunny!

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  • July 8, 2025

    What bird is the goat at soccer?

    What bird is the goat at soccer?

    The seagoal

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  • July 7, 2025

    What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday party?

    What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday party?

    Aye matey!

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  • July 6, 2025

    Why do ice cream cones always carry an umbrella?

    Why do ice cream cones always carry an umbrella?

    There’s always a chance of sprinkles.

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  • July 4, 2025

    What do our flag and a sad candy cane have in common?

    What do our flag and a sad candy cane have in common?

    They’re both red, white, and blue

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  • July 3, 2025

    Why don’t crabs donate to charity?

    Why don’t crabs donate to charity?

    They are shellfish.

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  • July 2, 2025

    What do sheep wear to the beach? 

    What do sheep wear to the beach? 

    A baa-kini.

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