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  • August 11, 2026

    What happened after the shark got famous?

    What happened after the shark got famous?

    He became a starfish.

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  • August 10, 2026

    Why did the little lamb go everywhere Mary went?

    Why did the little lamb go everywhere Mary went?

    He wanted to mark his territory.

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  • August 9, 2026

    Why are elephants so wrinkled?

    Why are elephants so wrinkled?

    Because they take too long to iron!

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  • August 8, 2026

    What do you call a cow that can’t moo?

    What do you call a cow that can’t moo?

    A milk dud

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  • August 7, 2026

    Why kind of bug is in the FBI?

    Why kind of bug is in the FBI?

    A SPY-der.

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  • August 6, 2026

    Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

    Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

    Because they are really good at it.

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  • August 5, 2026

    What do birds give out on Halloween.

    What do birds give out on Halloween.

    Tweets

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  • August 4, 2026

    Why don’t grasshoppers watch soccer?

    Why don’t grasshoppers watch soccer?

    They watch cricket instead.

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  • August 2, 2026

    What do you call a unicorn with no horn?

    What do you call a unicorn with no horn?

    Pointless!

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  • August 1, 2026

    What did Mary Poppins like for dinner?

    What did Mary Poppins like for dinner?

    Soup or cauliflower fish sticks, eggs, peas… all delicious!

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