Flynn's Jokes of the Day

February 16, 2026

What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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February 14, 2026

What is the lightest part of the human body

H-AIR
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February 13, 2026

Why did the two fours skip lunch?

They already eight
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February 12, 2026

Why wouldn’t the girl buy anything with velcro?

It’s a total rip-off.
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February 11, 2026

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time!
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February 10, 2026

What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two!
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February 9, 2026

What do you call a number that can’t keep still?

A roamin’ numeral
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February 8, 2026

Why did the pirate take a 2-week long vacation?

He needed a little arr and arr.
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February 7, 2026

Did you hear the joke about the two pennies?

It did not make cents
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February 5, 2026

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter in the alphabet?

You’d think it was R, but it’s the C they love (pirate voice preferred)….
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