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  • December 27, 2025

    What do you do if someone doesn’t understand your Lego joke?

    What do you do if someone doesn’t understand your Lego joke?

    Block them

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  • December 26, 2025

    Why couldn’t the Christmas tree stand up?

    Why couldn’t the Christmas tree stand up?

    It had no legs.

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  • December 22, 2025

    Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

    Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

    They always drop their needles!

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  • December 20, 2025

    After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?

    After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?

    Because he had a ton of sick beets.

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  • December 19, 2025

    Where do sick boats go?

    Where do sick boats go?

    To the dock!

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  • December 18, 2025

    What did the gingerbread man say after all the cookies were eaten?

    What did the gingerbread man say after all the cookies were eaten?

    Nothing… He was dead

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  • December 17, 2025

    Why did the man crash at the traffic light?

    Why did the man crash at the traffic light?

    He didn’t want to stare at it changing

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  • December 16, 2025

    Why was the Reesie‘s cup blushing?

    Why was the Reesie‘s cup blushing?

    It saw a Tootsie roll

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  • December 14, 2025

    Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

    Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

    Because they’re so good at it!

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  • December 13, 2025

    What did the cupcake say to the fork?

    What did the cupcake say to the fork?

    You want a piece of me?

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