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  • May 5, 2026

    What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

    What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

    R2 detour.

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  • May 4, 2026

    Why did the lion keep losing in soccer

    Why did the lion keep losing in soccer

    Because he was playing against the GOAT

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  • May 3, 2026

    Why can’t you play soccer with pigs?

    Why can’t you play soccer with pigs?

    They hog the ball!

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  • May 2, 2026

    Where do sharks go on vacation?

    Where do sharks go on vacation?

    Fin-land

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  • May 1, 2026

    Why was a pencil so jealous?

    Why was a pencil so jealous?

    Because it was not a ruler

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  • April 30, 2026

    What do you call a dog with no legs?

    What do you call a dog with no legs?

    Doesn’t matter what you call them, they ain’t coming!

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  • April 29, 2026

    Flynn’s teacher keeps getting mad at him for something he didn’t do.

    Flynn’s teacher keeps getting mad at him for something he didn’t do.

    It’s his homework.

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  • April 28, 2026

    What is harder to catch the more you run?

    What is harder to catch the more you run?

    Your breath

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  • April 27, 2026

    Why do zebras have strong opinions?

    Why do zebras have strong opinions?

    They’re very black and white creatures.

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  • April 26, 2026

    What did the Mandalorian say on May the 4th?

    What did the Mandalorian say on May the 4th?

    “This is the May.”

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