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  • July 31, 2026

    What do you call two octopuses that look exactly the same?

    What do you call two octopuses that look exactly the same?

    I-tenticle.

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  • July 30, 2026

    What do you call a bug that’s not moving?

    What do you call a bug that’s not moving?

    Dead…

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  • July 29, 2026

    Why did one luggage propose to the other luggage?

    Why did one luggage propose to the other luggage?

    They suited each other

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  • July 28, 2026

    What do you call a room with no windows and no doors?

    What do you call a room with no windows and no doors?

    The haunted mansion

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  • July 27, 2026

    Why did the bee get married?

    Why did the bee get married?

    Because he found his honey.

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  • July 25, 2026

    Which mobile phone carrier do track stars use?

    Which mobile phone carrier do track stars use?

    Sprint

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  • July 24, 2026

    What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

    What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

    Hoppy birthday!

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  • July 21, 2026

    How do you get a country girl’s attention?

    How do you get a country girl’s attention?

    A tractor.

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  • July 20, 2026

    What kind of noise does a witch vehicle make?

    What kind of noise does a witch vehicle make?

    Brrrroooom, brrroooom.

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  • July 19, 2026

    Why will only Dachshunds be remembered?

    Why will only Dachshunds be remembered?

    Because history is written by the wieners.

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