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  • July 3, 2025

    Why don’t crabs donate to charity?

    Why don’t crabs donate to charity?

    They are shellfish.

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  • July 2, 2025

    What do sheep wear to the beach? 

    What do sheep wear to the beach? 

    A baa-kini.

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  • July 1, 2025

    Why did the jellyfish blush

    Why did the jellyfish blush

    Because the sea weed.

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  • June 30, 2025

    What was the kid most excited to find on the beach?

    What was the kid most excited to find on the beach?

    The sand dollar!

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  • June 29, 2025

    What do you call a Hogwarts professor who goes to the beach?

    What do you call a Hogwarts professor who goes to the beach?

    A sand witch!

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  • June 28, 2025

    What do ticks and France have in common?

    What do ticks and France have in common?

    They are both Paris-sites

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  • June 26, 2025

    Why shouldn’t you tell a taco a secret?

    Why shouldn’t you tell a taco a secret?

    The tend to spill the beans!

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  • June 25, 2025

    What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

    What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

    Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

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  • June 24, 2025

    What are a teacher’s three favorite words?

    What are a teacher’s three favorite words?

    June, July and August.

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  • June 23, 2025

    Why don’t you ever see giraffes in elementary schools?

    Why don’t you ever see giraffes in elementary schools?

    They are all in High school

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