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  • June 23, 2025

    Why don’t you ever see giraffes in elementary schools?

    Why don’t you ever see giraffes in elementary schools?

    They are all in High school

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  • June 22, 2025

    Why don’t you ever iron a four-leaf clover?

    Why don’t you ever iron a four-leaf clover?

    You don’t want to press your luck!

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  • June 20, 2025

    What kind of shoes do frogs love?

    What kind of shoes do frogs love?

    Open-toad!

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  • June 19, 2025

    How do you throw a surprise party for buzz lightyear?

    How do you throw a surprise party for buzz lightyear?

    You planet!

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  • June 18, 2025

    Why does the mother always sit on a clock?

    Why does the mother always sit on a clock?

    Because she wanted to be on time.

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  • June 17, 2025

    What’s a crocodile’s favorite breakfast?

    What’s a crocodile’s favorite breakfast?

    Rice Krispies because they Snap, Crackle and Pop

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  • June 16, 2025

    What was the first animal in space?

    What was the first animal in space?

    The cow……….. that jumped over the moon.

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  • June 15, 2025

    What is the most delicious bug?

    What is the most delicious bug?

    The gummy worm

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  • June 14, 2025

    What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper?

    What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper?

    Ruff

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  • June 12, 2025

    A snail and a slug got a divorce

    A snail and a slug got a divorce

    She got the house.

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