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  • March 29, 2025

    Why did the balloon not have anything to drink at the party?

    Why did the balloon not have anything to drink at the party?

    Because all they had was pop!

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  • March 28, 2025

    Why does the banana wear sun block?

    Why does the banana wear sun block?

    It does not want to peal

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  • March 27, 2025

    Why was Flynn Ryder on a six month solo trip?

    Why was Flynn Ryder on a six month solo trip?

    Rapunzel told him to get out of her hair…..

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  • March 26, 2025

    What do you call five cats sitting on top of each other?

    What do you call five cats sitting on top of each other?

    A caterpillar

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  • March 25, 2025

    Why did the dog sit in the shade during math class?

    Why did the dog sit in the shade during math class?

    He didn’t want to be a hotdog…

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  • March 24, 2025

    What Disney character is always prepared to make some eggs

    What Disney character is always prepared to make some eggs

    Peter Pan

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  • March 23, 2025

    Why was the dog licking the boys shoulder?

    Why was the dog licking the boys shoulder?

    He had a chip on it

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  • March 22, 2025

    Why did the captain of the ship constantly get sick on the voyage?🤮

    Why did the captain of the ship constantly get sick on the voyage?🤮

    He slept in the poop deck……

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  • March 21, 2025

    What is a Detective’s favorite case?

    What is a Detective’s favorite case?

    A person stealing a brief case. Because it’s a brief case.

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  • March 20, 2025

    Why did the wizard not go into the employee lounge?

    Why did the wizard not go into the employee lounge?

    The sign said staff only……

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