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  • April 16, 2026

    Why did the kid wear glasses for the math test even though he did not need them?

    Why did the kid wear glasses for the math test even though he did not need them?

    He thought it would help with da vision

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  • April 15, 2026

    Why did the giraffe with the short neck feel sad?

    Why did the giraffe with the short neck feel sad?

    She just wanted to belong.

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  • April 14, 2026

    Why didn’t the Sun need to go to college.

    Why didn’t the Sun need to go to college.

    Because it already has 28 million degrees.

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  • April 13, 2026

    What is Donald Duck’s favorite restaurant?

    What is Donald Duck’s favorite restaurant?

    Quacker Barrel.

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  • April 12, 2026

    What do you call a monkey that misbehaves?

    What do you call a monkey that misbehaves?

    A badboon.

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  • April 11, 2026

    What would Hercules name be if he was a girl?

    What would Hercules name be if he was a girl?

    Himcules.

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  • April 10, 2026

    Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Disney collection except what?

    Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Disney collection except what?

    Except Up. He’s never gonna give you Up.

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  • April 9, 2026

    Which Disney princess would be the best judge?

    Which Disney princess would be the best judge?

    Snow White, because she’s the Fairest One of All.

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  • April 8, 2026

    Why can’t you go to dinner with the Inter Miami soccer team?

    Why can’t you go to dinner with the Inter Miami soccer team?

    Because they get Messi

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  • April 7, 2026

    What do you call a man with a shovel?

    What do you call a man with a shovel?

    Doug.

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