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  • September 11, 2026

    What kind of water can’t freeze?

    What kind of water can’t freeze?

    Hot water.

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  • September 10, 2026

    What do you call a donkey with three legs?

    What do you call a donkey with three legs?

    A wonkey.

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  • September 9, 2026

    What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

    What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

    A thesaurus.

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  • September 8, 2026

    What lights up a soccer stadium

    What lights up a soccer stadium

    A soccer match.

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  • September 6, 2026

    What do you call two bananas on the floor?

    What do you call two bananas on the floor?

    Slippers!

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  • September 5, 2026

    Why kind of bug is in the FBI?

    Why kind of bug is in the FBI?

    A SPY-der.

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  • September 3, 2026

    How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

    How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

    When it is full

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  • September 1, 2026

    What do you call a tired pea?

    What do you call a tired pea?

    Sleep-pea.

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  • August 31, 2026

    Why did the tree have no nuts?

    Why did the tree have no nuts?

    Because it was a girl.

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  • August 30, 2026

    Why can’t you trust a tree?

    Why can’t you trust a tree?

    They shady….

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