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  • April 24, 2024

    Why did the Triceratops sign up for a night at the sleep clinic?

    Why did the Triceratops sign up for a night at the sleep clinic?

    He wanted to fix his dino-snore! 🦖

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  • April 23, 2024

    What do you call a magician that lost his magic?

    What do you call a magician that lost his magic?

    Ian.

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  • April 22, 2024

    What is one hat say to the other hat?

    What is one hat say to the other hat?

    Stay here. I’ll go on a head!

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  • April 21, 2024

    How does a farmer count his cattle?

    How does a farmer count his cattle?

    With a cow-culator 🐄🐮

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  • April 20, 2024

    A cowboy arrives at the ranch on a Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on a Friday. How is that possible?

    A cowboy arrives at the ranch on a Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on a Friday. How is that possible?

    The horse’s name is Friday.

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  • April 19, 2024

    What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?

    What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?

    The space bar

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  • April 18, 2024

    What do you call a red headed baker? 👨‍🍳

    What do you call a red headed baker? 👨‍🍳

    A ginger bread man

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  • April 17, 2024

    What should you do with a sick boat?

    What should you do with a sick boat?

    Take it to the doc.

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  • April 16, 2024

    Can a kangaroo jump higher than Mount Everest?

    Can a kangaroo jump higher than Mount Everest?

    Yes, Mount Everest can’t jump

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  • April 15, 2024

    Why was the brother confused that he was grounded after he hit his sister in the head with a soda can?

    Why was the brother confused that he was grounded after he hit his sister in the head with a soda can?

    He thought it was a soft drink.🥤

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