Flynn's Jokes of the Day

March 15, 2024

Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?

Dill with it.
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March 14, 2024

What do you say to a scarecrow in the field?

Hay!
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March 13, 2024

What’s a shark’s favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish!
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March 12, 2024

Knock! knock!

Who’s there? Oink oink! Oink oink who? Make up your mind! Are you a pig or an owl?!
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March 11, 2024

What is the photograph’s favorite food?

Cheese!
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March 10, 2024

What do aliens spread on their toast?

Space Jam!
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March 9, 2024

What is a tooth’s favorite candy?

Gum.
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March 8, 2024

Why do lobsters and crabs not donate to charity ?

Because they’re shellfish!
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March 7, 2024

What did the pyramid say to the baby pyramid?

How’s your mummy?
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March 6, 2024

Why are Dalmatians bad at hide and seek

Because they’re always spotted!
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