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  • March 5, 2024

    What does a house wear?

    What does a house wear?

    Address.

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  • March 4, 2024

    Why do dragons sleep during the day?

    Why do dragons sleep during the day?

    They fight knights.

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  • March 3, 2024

    What does a ghost eat with meatballs?

    What does a ghost eat with meatballs?

    Spook-etti!

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  • March 2, 2024

    What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

    What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

    A carrot.

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  • February 29, 2024

    Why should you stay inside when it is raining cats and dogs?

    Why should you stay inside when it is raining cats and dogs?

    Because you don’t want to step on a poodle.

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  • February 28, 2024

    Did you hear about the guy who stole 50 cartons of hand sanitizer?

    Did you hear about the guy who stole 50 cartons of hand sanitizer?

    They couldn’t prosecute—his hands were clean.

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  • February 27, 2024

    What is the mailman’s favorite food?

    What is the mailman’s favorite food?

    Oat mail!

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  • February 26, 2024

    What do you call a princess that makes horrible jokes?

    What do you call a princess that makes horrible jokes?

    RaPUNzel

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  • February 25, 2024

    What invention allows us to see through walls?

    What invention allows us to see through walls?

    Windows.

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  • February 24, 2024

    Why did the melon jump into the lake?

    Why did the melon jump into the lake?

    It wanted to be a water-melon!

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