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  • April 14, 2024

    Which kind of phone does a turtle use?

    Which kind of phone does a turtle use?

    A shell phone 🐢

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  • April 13, 2024

    Did you hear the joke about money?

    Did you hear the joke about money?

    Never mind, it doesn’t make cents.

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  • April 12, 2024

    What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?💨

    What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?💨

    A private tutor.👨‍🏫💨

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  • April 11, 2024

    Why did the potato wedges cross the road?

    Why did the potato wedges cross the road?

    To get to the other sides🍟🥔

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  • April 10, 2024

    What’s blue and not very heavy?

    What’s blue and not very heavy?

    Light blue

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  • April 9, 2024

    Why should you never trust the stairs?

    Why should you never trust the stairs?

    They’re always up to something.

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  • April 8, 2024

    What did the mom say when her son asked her to explain the eclipse?

    What did the mom say when her son asked her to explain the eclipse?

    No sun☀️

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  • April 7, 2024

    What do the cows do when they are first introduced?

    What do the cows do when they are first introduced?

    They give each other a milkshake🥤

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  • April 6, 2024

    What do you call a bunch of strawberries playing instruments together?

    What do you call a bunch of strawberries playing instruments together?

    A jam session!🍓

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  • April 5, 2024

    How did hipster Mickey Mouse burn his mouth?

    How did hipster Mickey Mouse burn his mouth?

    He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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