Flynn's Jokes of the Day

March 25, 2024

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill!
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March 24, 2024

Why is Cinderella so bad at basketball?

She kept running away from the ball!
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March 23, 2024

What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?

Ba na na na!
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March 22, 2024

Have you heard the one about the lying taco?

He really spilled the beans.🫘
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March 21, 2024

What do you call a train carrying gum?

A chew chew train!
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March 20, 2024

Why don’t bears wear socks?

Because they are bare foot!
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March 19, 2024

What kind of mouse walk is on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Yep, and What kind of duck walks on two legs? No silly, all ducks!
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March 18, 2024

What does Sonic use to knock on a door?

Knuckles.
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March 17, 2024

Why did the leprechaun cross the road?

To get to the pot of gold!
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March 16, 2024

What does a leprechaun call a man wearing green?

A green giant
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