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  • June 26, 2024

    What is black, white, and green?

    What is black, white, and green?

    A penguin that is about to throw up.

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  • June 25, 2024

    Where do bunnies like to eat?

    Where do bunnies like to eat?

    iHop

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  • June 24, 2024

    What do you take before every meal?

    What do you take before every meal?

    A seat. You take a seat.

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  • June 23, 2024

    What happens when a cat eats a lemon?

    What happens when a cat eats a lemon?

    You get a sourpuss

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  • June 22, 2024

    Why is the T-Rex so strong?

    Why is the T-Rex so strong?

    Because he’s Dino-mite!

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  • June 21, 2024

    Why do rhinos have so many wrinkles?

    Why do rhinos have so many wrinkles?

    Because they are so hard to iron!

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  • June 20, 2024

    What does the hen do when she is grocery shopping?

    What does the hen do when she is grocery shopping?

    Makes a list and chicks it twice

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  • June 19, 2024

    Why was the elf crying?

    Why was the elf crying?

    Because he stubbed his mistle-toe!

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  • June 18, 2024

    What do you get when you cross a cow and a toad?

    What do you get when you cross a cow and a toad?

    A bullfrog

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  • June 17, 2024

    What does a squirrel like to eat for breakfast?

    What does a squirrel like to eat for breakfast?

    Dough-nuts!

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