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  • January 22, 2024

    Disney is making a movie about a cow standing in your front yard…

    Disney is making a movie about a cow standing in your front yard…

    They are calling it Moo-Lawn

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  • January 21, 2024

    What did aurora say when her photos were not ready?

    What did aurora say when her photos were not ready?

    Some day my prints will come.

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  • January 20, 2024

    Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

    Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

    Because they can spend years at C (and get hung up on arrrrrr).

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  • January 19, 2024

    Why did Woody give Bullseye cough syrup?

    Why did Woody give Bullseye cough syrup?

    He was feeling horse.

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  • January 18, 2024

    How much money does a skunk have?

    How much money does a skunk have?

    One scent.

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  • January 17, 2024

    Where can a dinosaur get some ketchup?

    Where can a dinosaur get some ketchup?

    At the Dino-store!

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  • January 16, 2024

    What kind of key opens a banana?

    What kind of key opens a banana?

    A monKEY!

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  • January 15, 2024

    Took my kids to the dinosaur museum today. Spent the whole day looking up at the giant sculptures, I discovered a new species. Myneckisaur.

    Took my kids to the dinosaur museum today. Spent the whole day looking up at the giant sculptures, I discovered a new species. Myneckisaur.

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  • January 14, 2024

    How do you spell candy with two letters?

    How do you spell candy with two letters?

    C and Y

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  • January 13, 2024

    What did the dog say when he stepped on sandpaper?

    What did the dog say when he stepped on sandpaper?

    Ruff.

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