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  • January 12, 2024

    Why did the gum cross the road?

    Why did the gum cross the road?

    Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot!

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  • January 11, 2024

    What do you call a mischievous hamster?

    What do you call a mischievous hamster?

    Cheeky.

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  • January 10, 2024

    Why did the pretzel cross the road?

    Why did the pretzel cross the road?

    It didn’t. It got twisted up.

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  • January 9, 2024

    What is it called when you are terrified of giants?

    What is it called when you are terrified of giants?

    Fee-fi-phobia.

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  • January 8, 2024

    What did the strawberry say to the other strawberry?

    What did the strawberry say to the other strawberry?

    You’re so sweet!

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  • January 7, 2024

    Why shouldn’t you sit next to a turkey at dinner?

    Why shouldn’t you sit next to a turkey at dinner?

    Because he’ll gobble it up.

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  • January 6, 2024

    If a reindeer lost his tail, where would you go to buy him a new one?

    If a reindeer lost his tail, where would you go to buy him a new one?

    A re-tail store!

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  • January 5, 2024

    What type of music are balloons afraid of?

    What type of music are balloons afraid of?

    Pop!

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  • January 4, 2024

    What did Groot’s offspring say to him?

    What did Groot’s offspring say to him?

    I am fruit.

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  • January 3, 2024

    What do you call a fish with no eyes?

    What do you call a fish with no eyes?

    Fsh.

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