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  • January 15, 2024

    Took my kids to the dinosaur museum today. Spent the whole day looking up at the giant sculptures, I discovered a new species. Myneckisaur.

    Took my kids to the dinosaur museum today. Spent the whole day looking up at the giant sculptures, I discovered a new species. Myneckisaur.

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  • January 14, 2024

    How do you spell candy with two letters?

    How do you spell candy with two letters?

    C and Y

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  • January 13, 2024

    What did the dog say when he stepped on sandpaper?

    What did the dog say when he stepped on sandpaper?

    Ruff.

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  • January 12, 2024

    Why did the gum cross the road?

    Why did the gum cross the road?

    Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot!

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  • January 11, 2024

    What do you call a mischievous hamster?

    What do you call a mischievous hamster?

    Cheeky.

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  • January 10, 2024

    Why did the pretzel cross the road?

    Why did the pretzel cross the road?

    It didn’t. It got twisted up.

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  • January 9, 2024

    What is it called when you are terrified of giants?

    What is it called when you are terrified of giants?

    Fee-fi-phobia.

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  • January 8, 2024

    What did the strawberry say to the other strawberry?

    What did the strawberry say to the other strawberry?

    You’re so sweet!

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  • January 7, 2024

    Why shouldn’t you sit next to a turkey at dinner?

    Why shouldn’t you sit next to a turkey at dinner?

    Because he’ll gobble it up.

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  • January 6, 2024

    If a reindeer lost his tail, where would you go to buy him a new one?

    If a reindeer lost his tail, where would you go to buy him a new one?

    A re-tail store!

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