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  • January 5, 2024

    What type of music are balloons afraid of?

    What type of music are balloons afraid of?

    Pop!

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  • January 4, 2024

    What did Groot’s offspring say to him?

    What did Groot’s offspring say to him?

    I am fruit.

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  • January 3, 2024

    What do you call a fish with no eyes?

    What do you call a fish with no eyes?

    Fsh.

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  • January 2, 2024

    What do you call a horse that lives next door?

    What do you call a horse that lives next door?

    Neigh-bor!

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  • January 1, 2024

    What is a snowman’s favorite food?

    What is a snowman’s favorite food?

    Brrrr-ito!

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  • December 31, 2023

    What did the little champagne bottle call his father?

    What did the little champagne bottle call his father?

    Pop.

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  • December 30, 2023

    How does a ninja fart?

    How does a ninja fart?

    Silent and deadly!

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  • December 29, 2023

    Why does Waldo wear stripes?

    Why does Waldo wear stripes?

    Because he doesn’t want to be spotted!

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  • December 28, 2023

    What did Yoda say when he saw Luke struggling to eat noodles?

    What did Yoda say when he saw Luke struggling to eat noodles?

    Use the forks, Luke!

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  • December 27, 2023

    Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?

    Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?

    Because Donald ducked!

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