Flynn's Jokes of the Day

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  What happened when two trucks hauling cheese ran into each other going 55MPH?

  De brie was everywhere.

  September 17, 2025
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  What do you call a cow in a band?

  A moo-sician!

  September 16, 2025
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  What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?

  Bookworms!

  September 15, 2025
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  What fruit are twins favorite?

  Pears!

  September 14, 2025
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  What Disney character do you went around when you cut yourself?

  Stitch…

  September 13, 2025
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  Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

  To get to the other tide!

  September 12, 2025
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  What did the man do when he couldn’t figure out his cars seatbelt?

  Nothing and eventually it just clicked

  September 10, 2025
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  What did the kid say after he swallowed food coloring?

  The doctor said I was fine but I dyed a little on the inside.

  September 9, 2025
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  What animal is always with you?

  A hare! (Unless you’re balding)

  September 8, 2025
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  Why did the bicycle fall over?

  It was two tired!

  September 7, 2025