Flynn's Jokes of the Day

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  How do make a water bed more bouncy?

  Add spring water.

  April 17, 2026
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  Why did the kid wear glasses for the math test even though he did not need them?

  He thought it would help with da vision

  April 16, 2026
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  Why did the giraffe with the short neck feel sad?

  She just wanted to belong.

  April 15, 2026
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  Why didn’t the Sun need to go to college.

  Because it already has 28 million degrees.

  April 14, 2026
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  What is Donald Duck’s favorite restaurant?

  Quacker Barrel.

  April 13, 2026
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  What do you call a monkey that misbehaves?

  A badboon.

  April 12, 2026
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  What would Hercules name be if he was a girl?

  Himcules.

  April 11, 2026
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  Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Disney collection except what?

  Except Up. He’s never gonna give you Up.

  April 10, 2026
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  Which Disney princess would be the best judge?

  Snow White, because she’s the Fairest One of All.

  April 9, 2026
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  Why can’t you go to dinner with the Inter Miami soccer team?

  Because they get Messi

  April 8, 2026