Flynn's Jokes of the Day

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  What does a nut say when it sneezes?

  Cashew!

  February 17, 2026
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  What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

  Pointless

  February 16, 2026
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  What is the lightest part of the human body

  H-AIR

  February 14, 2026
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  Why did the two fours skip lunch?

  They already eight

  February 13, 2026
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  Why wouldn’t the girl buy anything with velcro?

  It’s a total rip-off.

  February 12, 2026
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  What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

  A waist of time!

  February 11, 2026
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  What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

  Anna one, Anna two!

  February 10, 2026
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  What do you call a number that can’t keep still?

  A roamin’ numeral

  February 9, 2026
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  Why did the pirate take a 2-week long vacation?

  He needed a little arr and arr.

  February 8, 2026
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  Did you hear the joke about the two pennies?

  It did not make cents

  February 7, 2026