Flynn's Jokes of the Day

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  Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?

  She couldn’t control her pupils.

  January 10, 2025
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  Did you hear about the giant who threw up?

  It’s all over town!

  January 9, 2025
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  What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

  It’s the C!

  January 8, 2025
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  What did one plate say to the other plate?

  Dinner is on me!

  January 7, 2025
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  How do cows greet each other?

  With milk shakes

  January 6, 2025
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  Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

  Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.

  January 5, 2025
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  Who is the oldest Disney character

  Don-OLD!

  January 4, 2025
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  How does a scientist freshen her breath?

  With experi-mints.

  January 3, 2025
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  Why did Dracula break up with his girlfriend after she took a blood test?

  She wasn’t his type.

  January 2, 2025
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  Who puts away all of the laundry at Hogwarts?

  The Sorting Hat.

  January 1, 2025