Flynn's Jokes of the Day

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  What do you call an overpowered janitorial stormtrooper in the Death Star?

  A Super Duper Pooper Trooper.

  August 15, 2024
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  How do you make a turtle fast?

  Give him a sports car

  August 14, 2024
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  Where do zombies go sailing?

  In the Dead Sea 🧟‍♂️☠️

  August 13, 2024
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  What’s a carpet’s favorite movie?

  Aladdin

  August 12, 2024
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  Why did the man living in Alaska say to watch out for his dog Frost?

  Because Frost bites

  August 11, 2024
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  What do you call a musical insect?

  A humbug

  August 10, 2024
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  What do you call a Sasquatch that does ceramics?

  Hairy potter

  August 9, 2024
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  What did the hippo say to the llama

  We’re different.

  August 8, 2024
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  What did the horse say to the other horse

  Hey NEIGHbor.

  August 7, 2024
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  Why don’t grasshoppers watch soccer?

  They watch cricket instead.

  August 6, 2024