Flynn's Jokes of the Day

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  Where do pirates get their third hand?

  The second hand store

  December 4, 2025
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  You are stuck in a room with no door or windows and only a baseball bat. How do you get out.

  Swing the bat three times and miss. Remember three strikes and you’re out.

  December 3, 2025
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  How many letters are there in alphabet?

  Eight.

  December 2, 2025
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  What do you get when you mix a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost?

  A cocker-poodle boo!

  December 1, 2025
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  Knock knock

  Who’s there? Arm Arm who? Arm-ME!

  November 30, 2025
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  Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

  To prove he wasn’t chicken.

  November 29, 2025
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  Why was the cow a superhero.

  Because he was legend-dairy

  November 28, 2025
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  What do you call a running turkey?

  Fast food.

  November 27, 2025
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  When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

  In the dictionary.

  November 26, 2025
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  What food can you drink with?

  A STRAW-berry

  November 25, 2025