Flynn's Jokes of the Day

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  What did Mary Poppins like for dinner?

  Soup or cauliflower fish sticks, eggs, peas… all delicious!

  August 1, 2026
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  What do you call two octopuses that look exactly the same?

  I-tenticle.

  July 31, 2026
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  What do you call a bug that’s not moving?

  Dead…

  July 30, 2026
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  Why did one luggage propose to the other luggage?

  They suited each other

  July 29, 2026
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  What do you call a room with no windows and no doors?

  The haunted mansion

  July 28, 2026
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  Why did the bee get married?

  Because he found his honey.

  July 27, 2026
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  Which mobile phone carrier do track stars use?

  Sprint

  July 25, 2026
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  What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

  Hoppy birthday!

  July 24, 2026
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  How do you get a country girl’s attention?

  A tractor.

  July 21, 2026
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  What kind of noise does a witch vehicle make?

  Brrrroooom, brrroooom.

  July 20, 2026